Dear Sweet Children, parenting is the hardest thing that I have ever done. However, it is also the most joyful one and I thought you should know. That’s why I am writing this open letter to my kids, so people can read it and see what I mean, when I say I love my kids, but I don’t always like them.
An Open Letter To My Kids:
My children, I love you more than you know.
My children, I adore you more than I can show.
My children, I know you, better than you know yourself.
My children, now put those damn cookies back on the shelf!
My children, I made you, I brought you to life.
My children, why the hell won’t you sleep at night?
My children, you can melt my heart with just a look.
My children, just eat the dinner that I cook!
My children, I’ll protect you and keep you safe.
My children, you better wipe that attitude off of your face!
My children, Dear children, you mean the world to me.
My children, Dear children, you are driving me crazy!
My children, I cherish watching you grow.
My children, I saw that! I see everything, you know!
I am your mom.
You are my spawn.
Crazier than ever!